APPLICATION FOR BRITISH IDENTITY CARD

Name:
Address:
Own or rent? (If renting please explain hesitation to mount property ladder):

Date of birth:
Circumstances of conception (this information will help us to better serve you):
Other names your parents considered:
Details of siblings you're still on good terms with:

Occupation:
Date next expected to be passed over for promotion: __/__ /__
Job satisfaction if other than "Well, somebody's got to do it":

Charity work in addition to spouse or partner:

Fetishes involving nonbreathable fabrics and/or a trip to the hardware store:
Hospital visits?:
Pillow-talk (tick all which apply): [_] sentence fragments [_] numerical ratings, helpful comments and reminiscences [_] dictation [_] stream-of-consciousness [_] comparison of shopping lists [_] joint somnolence

Primary mode of transport:
Average time spent in train or bus sitting next to annoying people:
Typical daydream content / mental activity (tick all which apply): [_] lottery/premium bond win [_] kneecapping coworkers [_] witty conversations with self [_] face identikit using available clues (back of head body language, hair or pate shine factor, tilt of shoulders, tailoring) [_] scribbling concerto of mobile phone ringtones [_] looking out window and thanking God you don't live there [_] subtitling commuters on platforms [_] Da Vinci Code [_] nursing headache or pangs of underachievement [_] planning details of next life

Thank you. You may be asked to supply additional information at a future date, as well as the physical.

Please provide three or more of the following forms of ID to verify your identity:

We will also require a character reference by somebody who doesn't laugh at your jokes.

The Home Office
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