Minority report update: I’ve opened a Twitter account. This shocked my wife to the core. After 25+ years (we’re not quite as old as that makes us sound; bear in mind we were betrothed as embryos) she thought she knew me. I thought I knew me. Turns out I still had a few surprises in store.
Twitter is just another tool. That is all.
Correction: That is almost all. Update #2 is that I now have GPS capability, at least when my Nexus 7 can find itself. It’s fun to watch the train snake its way up to London. The first few times.
Update #3: Mere weeks later, this came in the mail.