Ohio.
Doesn’t rate an ! like some O states I could name, but still worth going back to every once in a while.
Mom rails against those damn paparazzi, while dad maintains a defensive line of sight to the neighbors

Graffiti artist calls attention to small gene pool
Cemetery unaffected by the government shutdown
I’ll be handing out the halloween candy
That reminds me, we’ve got a nice county museum
If only she hadn’t given her MedAlert bracelet to her granddaughter as a keepsake
You can go ride your bike after you do your churning, young lady
Another success story from the Dorian Gray dating agency

Sacajawea’s Facebook status: Tease
The Nature Channel must be on again