Yesterday pirates descended on Hastings:
Polly wants a pound for Poundland.
The new theory on crowd control is to make them feel they’ve achieved something; in this case, the formation of a large skull & crossbones. Once you get them in place you taser them all and call it a day.
It was fun being a pirate, until everybody wanted to be one.
Rum & mum.
Zombies always spoil it in the end.