{"id":10886,"date":"2020-09-11T11:05:51","date_gmt":"2020-09-11T10:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=10886"},"modified":"2024-06-08T16:06:46","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T15:06:46","slug":"a-foreign-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=10886","title":{"rendered":"A foreign country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sussex1000.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10881\" src=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sussex1000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"694\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sussex1000.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sussex1000-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/sussex1000-768x533.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1991-1995 we lived on Sussex Street in <a class=\"bbc_link\" href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/bokeh\/light\/shortcuts.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jersey City,<\/a> our last address before moving to England. It was a 2 bed shotgun apartment in Paulus Hook, a neighbourhood clinging to the eastern edge of New Jersey. (Definition of a shotgun: one room leads directly to the next in a straight line, such that you can pull the trigger in say the kitchen, and if the doors are lined up as they were with ours, hit a burglar climbing through the bedroom window.) We were in 2L, though here it would be 1L, as on this side of the pond the count doesn&#8217;t really start until you&#8217;re above the ground floor. Rent wasn\u2019t bad; it\u2019s now a rather pricey area.<\/p>\n<p>Therese appears to be reading the Newark Star-Ledger, which Sunday edition competed with the New York Times for roughage. I note that there\u2019s a book called Medical Tests to her right, these being the days before Dr Google.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s sitting in one of a pair of wonderful old polished dark wood and velour chairs we bought at The Salvation Army charity shop for a song. (Most of our furniture was similarly sourced.) We would\u2019ve carried them home a mile or so from the shop. They weren\u2019t light.<\/p>\n<p>The kitchen is in the back. The window overlooked the Statue of Liberty, perhaps a few dozen of her giant steps away.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn\u2019t call Jersey City a \u201c<a class=\"bbc_link\" href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/bokeh\/light\/quote.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">slice of heaven<\/a>\u201d, as the mayor suggested it could be to make the credulous feel better about their life choices, but we were reasonably happy there. It was a little like living in NYC but better, as it was cheaper and we had a grand view of the Manhattan skyline a few minutes walk from our doorstep.<\/p>\n<p>The women just upstairs were lovers and fighters. When they weren\u2019t scrapping they played Enya. This one, over and over:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Enya - Orinoco Flow (Official 4K Music Video)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LTrk4X9ACtw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Downstairs was Wanda, permanently stationed at her window on the world. She\u2019d lived in the building since the Nixon administration, and held a grudge against the original owner for selling to a less-than-scrupulous landlord. We liked Wanda. When she died in her 80th year a couple of Russians with no volume control moved in. Thanks to them and the Irish mezzo-soprano, we got in the habit of turning the stereo up. Those days are a far cry from peaceful Far East Sussex.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Contretemps\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cKe9M6MzIpQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>PART II<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Stephenie.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10882\" src=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Stephenie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"955\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Stephenie.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Stephenie-300x287.jpg 300w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Stephenie-768x733.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is Stephenie Ralston, early in her tenure as manager of marketing and publications at The Lotos Club in NYC. I&#8217;m guessing 1994, when she was 53. She singlehandedly kept my typesetting business in the black by giving me their menus, invitations, and monthly newsletter. (<a class=\"bbc_link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lotosclub.org\/files\/2012_April_News_And_Nuts.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Not this one.<\/a> Occupy Lotos!) The fax would whirr, and I&#8217;d get to work on my Compugraphic phototypesetter. This marvelous machine featured WYSIWYG, still a novelty in the biz. Many was the night I spent hunched over a light table with <a class=\"bbc_link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.notanothercyclingforum.net\/index.php?topic=91.msg10324#msg10324\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">my ruler<\/a> and X-Acto knife, laying down sheets of cold type with hot wax.<\/p>\n<p>I cut quite the figure in those days: long of hair, ample of belly, scruffy of attire. It&#8217;s a wonder I ever made it past the front desk to her office in the sanctum, &#8220;<a class=\"bbc_link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lotosclub.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">where timeless elegance and contemporary style meet<\/a>.&#8221; She does appear to be looking at me with a degree of amusement.<\/p>\n<p>The Club motto comes from The Lotos-Eaters by Tennyson:<\/p>\n<p><em>In the afternoon they came unto a land<br \/>\nIn which it seemed always afternoon<br \/>\nAnd alternate side of the street parking was suspended<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mark Twain was an early member, which has helped keep dues aspirational ever since.<\/p>\n<p>Stephenie died in 2016. According to her obituary, she was an activist in the civil rights movement and an anti-war protester in the 1960s. In addition to her street cred, &#8220;her ability to complete crossword puzzles [presumably The New York Times] in record time was only matched by her remarkable chocolate cake and outstanding apple crisp.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Nick.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10884\" src=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Nick.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"457\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Nick.jpg 457w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Nick-196x300.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This next one is Nick, dust specks and all. He was in charge of the copier machines at the New Jersey print shop where I worked for a few years. He talked a mile a minute.<\/p>\n<p>It was the easiest job I ever got. They were advertising for someone who could type, which I was able to do <a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Holscher525.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">thanks<\/a> to the only class in high school that ever advanced my career. I walked in, sat in front of the keyboard, proved that my fingers were up to the task without supervision by my eyes, and asked when I could start.<\/p>\n<p>They then left me alone for a few weeks to figure out how to use the computer. You needed to input relatively simple code to configure text. It was kind of fun.<\/p>\n<p>One of our clients was a certain literary club in the city.<\/p>\n<p>The bosses treated me well. I wasn\u2019t shy about asking for raises (despite being a mediocre typesetter; proper training wouldn\u2019t have gone amiss), and I reached the grand heights of $500\/week \u2013 a fortune.<\/p>\n<p>I even talked them into letting me off the time clock, a hateful device. This lone act of chutzpah did not endear me to my co-workers.<\/p>\n<p>Located in <a class=\"bbc_link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2003\/04\/20\/realestate\/if-you-re-thinking-of-living-in-secaucus-from-a-swamp-an-ever-changing-town.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">a former swamp,<\/a> my employer may not have given Tony Soprano&#8217;s crew a run for their money, but they did operate in a bit of a moral vacuum. Nick later told me that they used to pay the chief pressman partly in cocaine, an arrangement which fortunately I was never offered.<\/p>\n<p>During a flood I observed them throwing piles of paper stock on the water to increase the insurance payout. They also reported an expensive camera as a write-off, even though it had been untouched.<\/p>\n<p>My personal favourite was when a customer hired them to make a counterfeit of the test results she\u2019d lied about to get a job. Guess whose job it was to match the type and give her a higher score: a challenge I\u2019ll admit was a pleasure, given my regard for standardized tests.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"You&#039;ll never take me alive! - ASDF\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jTlGaHZ7ykE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Eventually I grew unhappy with life at the print shop and set off on my own. Shortly afterwards The Lotos Club also jumped ship and landed in my lap. What can I say, I gave good customer service.<\/p>\n<p>PART III<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/NJfire1000.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10883\" src=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/NJfire1000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/NJfire1000.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/NJfire1000-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/NJfire1000-768x509.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><em>Topping up the Hudson River, 1993<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1991-1995 we lived on Sussex Street in Jersey City, our last address before moving to England. It was a 2 bed shotgun apartment in Paulus Hook, a neighbourhood clinging to the eastern edge of New Jersey. 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