{"id":1541,"date":"2012-06-22T13:04:46","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T13:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=1541"},"modified":"2013-01-11T20:04:27","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T20:04:27","slug":"creature-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=1541","title":{"rendered":"Creature feature"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nYou’re next. And wash that face.<\/p>\n

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\nWho forgot to set the alarm clock?<\/p>\n

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\n‘Slither’ ssounds ssso judgemental.<\/p>\n

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\nWondering if the stain will come out.<\/p>\n

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\nI have a nut allergy – did somebody check this?<\/p>\n

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\nRush hour is easier this way.<\/p>\n

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\nAll this food, and it’s free.<\/p>\n

related:
\nCaptive audience<\/a>
\nI’m an animal<\/a>
\nA visit to London Zoo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You’re next. And wash that face. Who forgot to set the alarm clock? ‘Slither’ ssounds ssso judgemental. Wondering if the stain will come out. I have a nut allergy – did somebody check this? Rush hour is easier this way. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1541"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2397,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions\/2397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}