{"id":2822,"date":"2013-02-20T10:01:17","date_gmt":"2013-02-20T10:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=2822"},"modified":"2014-07-10T01:03:44","modified_gmt":"2014-07-10T00:03:44","slug":"tweet-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=2822","title":{"rendered":"A little birdy told me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=1869\" target=\"_blank\">Minority report<\/a>\u00a0update: I&#8217;ve opened a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jollygoodthen\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a> account. This shocked my wife to the core. After 25+ years (we&#8217;re not quite as old as that makes us sound; bear in mind we were betrothed as embryos) she thought she knew me. <em>I<\/em> thought I knew me. Turns out I still had a few surprises in store.<\/p>\n<p>Twitter is just another tool. That is all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/jollygoodspeaker.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2828\" alt=\"jollygoodspeaker\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/jollygoodspeaker.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Correction: That is almost all. Update #2 is that I now have GPS capability, at least when my Nexus 7 can find itself. It&#8217;s fun to watch the train snake its way up to London. The first few times.<\/p>\n<p>Update #3: Mere weeks later, <a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=3177\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> came in the mail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Minority report\u00a0update: I&#8217;ve opened a Twitter account. This shocked my wife to the core. After 25+ years (we&#8217;re not quite as old as that makes us sound; bear in mind we were betrothed as embryos) she thought she knew me. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=2822\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2822"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4240,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions\/4240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}