{"id":3177,"date":"2013-03-14T07:06:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T07:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2021-12-14T19:48:32","modified_gmt":"2021-12-14T19:48:32","slug":"dear-twitter-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=3177","title":{"rendered":"Dear Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tweetman400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3462\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tweetman400.jpg\" alt=\"tweetman400\" width=\"400\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tweetman400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tweetman400-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI get you. Even the 140 character limit is fun rather than frustrating. But since we met this past Valentine&#8217;s day, I&#8217;ve decided that if I want to follow somebody I&#8217;d rather do it the old-fashioned way, by bookmarking them \u2013 maybe even their Twitter page! (Unless they follow me. It&#8217;s only polite.)<\/p>\n<p>Your conversational skills mostly elude me. Sometimes you just seem to be an easier way of making a guy feel like <a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=2434\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Charlie Brown<\/a>.*<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bandwagon.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3460\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bandwagon.jpg\" alt=\"bandwagon\" width=\"255\" height=\"178\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0bandwagons parked on your page don&#8217;t appeal. Nor do the\u00a0<a title=\"don't worry, it's just a .gif\" href=\"http:\/\/www.prettygoodbritain.com\/pics\/twitterspam.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">spammy<\/a> gifts.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll keep <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jollygoodthen\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">my account<\/a> because you&#8217;re low maintenance and a convenient place for odds &amp; ends, so it&#8217;s not goodbye. It&#8217;s I&#8217;ll see you when I see you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get you. Even the 140 character limit is fun rather than frustrating. But since we met this past Valentine&#8217;s day, I&#8217;ve decided that if I want to follow somebody I&#8217;d rather do it the old-fashioned way, by bookmarking them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=3177\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3177"}],"version-history":[{"count":71,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11583,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions\/11583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}