{"id":3853,"date":"2013-12-25T00:01:13","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T00:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=3853"},"modified":"2019-05-22T17:29:47","modified_gmt":"2019-05-22T16:29:47","slug":"thatll-be-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=3853","title":{"rendered":"That’ll be Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Theologically chronologically and rhythmically unsound, but what do you expect from an atheist\/borderline agnostic who likes to go to church.<\/a><\/p>\n

\"manger\"<\/a><\/p>\n

On the first day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the second day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the third day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the fourth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the fifth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!
\n\"wonderbread\"<\/a><\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the sixth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n John the Baptist’s head<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the seventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Seven Easter eggs<\/em>
\n John the Baptist’s head<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the eighth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Eight saints with wheel-broken legs<\/em>
\n Seven Easter eggs<\/em>
\n John the Baptist’s head<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the ninth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Nine nuns as brides
\n\"nunwedding\"<\/a><\/em>
\n Eight saints with wheel-broken legs<\/em>
\n Seven Easter eggs<\/em>
\n John the Baptist’s head<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the tenth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Future donkey rides<\/em>
\n Nine nuns as brides<\/em>
\n Eight saints with wheel-broken legs<\/em>
\n Seven Easter eggs<\/em>
\n John the Baptist’s head<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the eleventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n An angelic baby-sitter<\/em>
\n Future donkey rides<\/em>
\n Nine nuns as brides<\/em>
\nEight saints with wheel-broken legs<\/em>
\n Seven Easter eggs<\/em>
\n John the Baptist’s head<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half of my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n

On the twelfth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:<\/em>
\n Twelve followers on Twitter
\n\"twitterjesus\"<\/a><\/em>
\n An angelic baby-sitter<\/em>
\n Future donkey rides<\/em>
\n Nine nuns as brides<\/em>
\n Eight tortured saints<\/em>
\n Seven Easter eggs<\/em>
\n John the Baptist’s head<\/em>
\n Five loaves of magic bread!<\/em>
\n A baker’s trinity<\/em>
\n Frankincense without a receipt<\/em>
\n A headache for Father’s Day<\/em>
\n and half my DNA<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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