{"id":414,"date":"2011-10-09T10:27:52","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T10:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=414"},"modified":"2011-10-09T10:53:53","modified_gmt":"2011-10-09T10:53:53","slug":"warren-g-we-hardly-knew-ye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"Warren G., we hardly knew ye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spotted in a <a href=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/440281\/american-politicians-had-so-much-gross-sex-throughout-history\" target=\"_blank\">book review<\/a> from earlier this year:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/warrenharding325.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-417\" title=\"warrenharding325\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/warrenharding325.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/warrenharding325.jpg 325w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/warrenharding325-248x300.jpg 248w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>I love your back, I love your breasts,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Darling to feel, where my face rests,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I love your skin, so soft and white,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>So dear to feel and sweet to bite,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I love your knees, their dimples kiss<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I love your ways of giving bliss,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I love your poise of perfect thighs,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>When they hold me in paradise&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\n&#8211;Warren G. Harding, 29th president of the United States.<\/p>\n<p>All we learned about him in high school was the Teapot Dome scandal.<\/p>\n<p>PS. Gamaliel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spotted in a book review from earlier this year: I love your back, I love your breasts, Darling to feel, where my face rests, I love your skin, so soft and white, So dear to feel and sweet to bite, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=414\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}