{"id":5842,"date":"2016-12-20T06:02:58","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T06:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=5842"},"modified":"2021-04-26T08:21:18","modified_gmt":"2021-04-26T07:21:18","slug":"more-content","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=5842","title":{"rendered":"Facepalm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=4608\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">What blogs?<\/a> you ask, if you don&#8217;t mind my conjuring you up and dropping you seemingly in mid-paragraph. Present company excluded, those\u00a0would be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notanothercyclingforum.net\/acf\/index.php?topic=52013.0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Another Cycling Forum<\/a>, since retired except for the slowly expanding <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notanothercyclingforum.net\/acf\/index.php?topic=53284.0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">l&#8217;image vidage<\/a> collection, and Not Another Cycling Forum. Clearly I like forums, even\u00a0when they&#8217;re not. I\u2019m intimately familiar with the software, and prefer how threads work to posts on a more typical blogging platform.<\/p>\n<p>This is a confession: I finally fell into Facebook. Not that I\u2019m really getting anywhere with it. Few of my Friend requests have been RSVP\u2019d.<\/p>\n<p>I still don\u2019t do Likes in lieu of social intercourse. Viral vids give me the hives, too many emoticons a case of eyeroll. Most sorrowfully of all, not everyone finds reimagining pivotal scenes in Shawshank Redemption conducive to carrying on a conversation. (To keep that little photoshopping project from having been a complete waste of energy, I <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jollygoodthen\/status\/818782369192804353\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">cc\u2019d it to Twitter<\/a>, to be absorbed into the public commons in the fullness of time.) So far it\u2019s been most useful as an outlet to vent my insomnia.<\/p>\n<p>Where to next? Having placed myself in exile from all the forums in which I\u2019ve ever taken up residence, I may have finally reached a social media dead end: the dreaded Zero Club, where everybody knows my name. Even Medium.com, with its almost perfect interface, offers no solace: who needs sad stats floating on the screen in silent rebuke?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.notanothercyclingforum.net\/acf\/index.php?topic=52013.0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5925\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mousedance.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"662\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mousedance.jpg 662w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/mousedance-300x173.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 662px) 100vw, 662px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What blogs? you ask, if you don&#8217;t mind my conjuring you up and dropping you seemingly in mid-paragraph. Present company excluded, those\u00a0would be Another Cycling Forum, since retired except for the slowly expanding l&#8217;image vidage collection, and Not Another Cycling &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=5842\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5842"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5842"}],"version-history":[{"count":132,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11476,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5842\/revisions\/11476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}