{"id":7915,"date":"2010-03-28T16:16:18","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T15:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=7915"},"modified":"2019-05-08T18:04:06","modified_gmt":"2019-05-08T17:04:06","slug":"its-all-downhill-from-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=7915","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re welcome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following is the the world&#8217;s best joke, reprinted as a public service:<\/p>\n<p><em>A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: &#8220;That&#8217;s the ugliest baby that I&#8217;ve ever seen. Ugh!&#8221; The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: &#8220;The driver just insulted me!&#8221; The man says: &#8220;You go right up there and tell him off \u2013 go ahead, I&#8217;ll hold your monkey for you.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/monkeyjoke.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7916\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/monkeyjoke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/monkeyjoke.jpg 550w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/monkeyjoke-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following is the the world&#8217;s best joke, reprinted as a public service: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: &#8220;That&#8217;s the ugliest baby that I&#8217;ve ever seen. Ugh!&#8221; The woman goes to the rear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=7915\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7915"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7935,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7915\/revisions\/7935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}