{"id":95,"date":"2011-08-06T06:06:58","date_gmt":"2011-08-06T06:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=95"},"modified":"2019-05-04T06:13:01","modified_gmt":"2019-05-04T05:13:01","slug":"pirates-of-east-sussex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Pirates of East Sussex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday pirates descended on Hastings:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-96\" title=\"pirate1\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"616\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate1.jpg 700w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate1-300x264.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPolly wants a pound for Poundland.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-98\" title=\"pirate3\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate3.jpg 700w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate3-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a>The new theory on crowd control is to make them feel they&#8217;ve achieved something; in this case, the formation of a large skull &amp; crossbones. Once you get them in place you taser them all and call it a day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate5.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-100\" title=\"pirate5\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate5.jpg 700w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate5-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a>It was fun being a pirate, until everybody wanted to be one.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate6.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-101\" title=\"pirate6\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate6.jpg 400w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate6-209x300.jpg 209w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nRum &amp; mum.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate9.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-104\" title=\"pirate9\" src=\"http:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate9.jpg 700w, https:\/\/prettygoodbritain.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pirate9-300x236.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jollygoodthen\/status\/732546491819163648\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zombies<\/a> always spoil it in the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday pirates descended on Hastings: Polly wants a pound for Poundland. The new theory on crowd control is to make them feel they&#8217;ve achieved something; in this case, the formation of a large skull &amp; crossbones. 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