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Cyclists' Apocrypha
And God said to Himself, Let us create man, because cycling is too much fun to keep to Myself, and so He created man, him did He create, create did He him do. And God put man in paradise, and commanded him, Glideth upon the earth anywhere thou wisheth, except for that big hill over there. For on the day thou goeth down that hill, thou shalt surely die.

I have butterflies in my stomach. Real ones. That's all cook was able to catch before liftoff from Wiltshire. Fred8urkle99x7lp2 took delight in pulling their wings from their bodies and giving me significant looks.

From the Desk of S. Claus
This morning there was a letter waiting for me on my desk from Hamleys, that big toy store in London. They want to merge with my operation. It's a very polite letter. They say they wouldn't dream of a hostile takeover of Father Christmas. The PR would be horrendous. But there was an edge of steel behind the seasonal pleasantries.