What if you got this in the post?

or this?

What would you do? Draw the curtains? Call the police?
We're actually hoping you'd wonder where on earth your thoughtful correspondent had found such a unique media on which to express him or herself - and perhaps you'd even use the word media like we just did.

Well, your search for the ideal blank card (for indeed it is devoid of content inside, a virgin canvas for the splash of ink; or exciting scratch of graphite; or secret naughtiness of crayon) is over as PrettyGoodBritain.com introduces the my little eye range of 60 cards.

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