What would you do? Draw the curtains? Call the police?
We're actually hoping you'd wonder where on earth your thoughtful correspondent had found such a unique media on which to express him or herself - and perhaps you'd even use the word media like we just did.

Well, your search for the ideal blank card (for indeed it is devoid of content inside, a virgin canvas for the splash of ink; or exciting scratch of graphite; or secret naughtiness of crayon) is over as PrettyGoodBritain.com introduces the my little eye range of 60 cards.

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