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5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women If you’re not the type to keep up with ugly, soul-killing political controversies, let me catch you up: A while back, hugely popular political commentator Rush Limbaugh lost a bunch of … Continue reading

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Mad Man

It’s the morning after. I’ve managed to survive without Mad Men. Somehow I’ll carry on without it until it comes out on DVD. The way I’ve survived without Breaking Bad. It’s one of those first world problems. But still. PS. … Continue reading

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You can take the girl out of Ohio…

Little known fact: All Americans have their state of origin tattooed on them. This woman, who works in a bicycle shop in London, is from the buckeye state. It appears sideways in this aerial photo. I removed my tattoo using … Continue reading

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Miss Margaret Ridpath and the Dismantling of the Universe

Recently returned from a visit to my family in the homeland, where I argued with my father about Obama & drones not the bees, bought a bicycle which will hang idle for 51 weeks of the year, observed endless car … Continue reading

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