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[Takes a symbolic 12 steps to the podium.] Hello. My name is Sam, and I’m a sugar addict. [Pauses for “Hello Sam.” The sympathy in the air is palpable.] It started when I was a child. Candy bars bought with … Continue reading →

Seems like a good day to hang up some old calendars. Today in history: Mesoamerican Long Count calender begins. 5098 yrs later, man with finger on button cracks wise. pic.twitter.com/6w1X6TMBoH — sam (@jollygoodthen) August 11, 2014 Silver lining: no need … Continue reading →

This is a club for content creators who work in the pristine vacuum of public indifference. It’s for those of us who do our bit to fill the web with stuff that someday someone special may stumble across and think: … Continue reading →

Who are you going to believe, me or Snopes? Transcript Caucus moderator: “Is this thing on? Testing, testing 1 2 3. We begin bombing in five minutes.” Silence, then a few boos. Someone laughs but quickly stops, embarrassed to be … Continue reading →