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Spotted outside my window. Sometimes they loiter.

Was walking down Lambeth Road in London yesterday after finding the Imperial War Museum closed and found death anyway.

You’re next. And wash that face. Who forgot to set the alarm clock? ‘Slither’ ssounds ssso judgemental. Wondering if the stain will come out. I have a nut allergy – did somebody check this? Rush hour is easier this way. … Continue reading →