Tower of babble
Rotten Tomatoes rates it 90% didactic
Either struck by an epiphany or lost her contact lens
The blur adds a sense of urgency the photographer wished to convey as he hurried through this room
Release the cats
Tl;dr: Nixon was warped, and you can yell at the screen if you want to
Finally, a place to eat my crisps in peace
Looks cozy enough
Please pray no one walks in on me eating my crisps
Whoa there, can’t you read, buddy?
In the interests of maintaining interfaith harmony, let me state for the record that I did not walk into the room with my shoes on. In fact I did not go in at all. Nor did I have crisps, a device used for illustrative purposes only.
Once more into the art
This piece by Susan Rothenberg is called ‘United States’. “The evocative title may refer to the two sides of the composition. The way in which the canvas – and the horse itself – are divided is reminiscent of abstract painting, and emphasises the interrelationship of representation and abstraction in Rothenberg’s work.” I would’ve just called it Horsey #1, assuming it was my first go at the thing. That’s why I’m not hung in the Tate.
Accidentally wandered into the staff exercise room
I don’t even have to read the placard label. This is the cross section of a very big safe, probably holding gold
Funnily enough this is also how Liberty sells their wallpaper
I call this one ‘Guarding the Potato Patch’
If you’re going to be placing rules on my interaction, I’m going to have to rethink this thing
Why Dali always regretted never having met van Gogh
and I’ll leave you with this:
More Tate, more modern
