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It’s no bother

Remembering important dates is one of my less used skills, which must explain why it has atrophied. This thought occurs to me twice a year, as my wife and I celebrate both the date of our marriage and the date … Continue reading

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Do not adjust your dial

Moriarty, we meet again

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The Leeds Leek

BUTCHERS SPEARHEAD DIY Food continues to be eaten despite worry Ongoing questions about the source of Britain’s meat, now disclosed to have been largely composed of horse, badger, and illegal immigrants lured by free tickets to Sweeney Todd, have prompted … Continue reading

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Being good isn’t always easy

Previously Krypton is obliterated. Supergirl misses out on her first date, is sent to Earth. Has disappointing romantic encounters with men who do not meet her standards for pliability. Uses superpower to turn them to stone even while missing irony. … Continue reading

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