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Yesterday pirates descended on Hastings: Polly wants a pound for Poundland. The new theory on crowd control is to make them feel they’ve achieved something; in this case, the formation of a large skull & crossbones. Once you get them … Continue reading →

It’s Peggy’s birthday. Sorry I didn’t get to her in this aborted Mad Men fan fiction, which I tapped out a couple of years ago, one tweet at a time. They say write what you know. Well, I know me; … Continue reading →

Thirtysomething years ago my older sister went to a Bay City Rollers concert, joining thousands of screaming teenage girls one delirious I wanted to go, but I was too young and doubtless would’ve cramped her style. Yesterday I finally got … Continue reading →