Submitted:
“Allow the government to fine media corporations for printing photographs of Jimmy Savile unless they’re strictly necessary, e.g., a story on the badger cull in which the reporter wishes to illustrate which celebrities the elusive creatures resemble (Simon Cowell, arguably) and don’t (Savile).
Henceforth all online articles may only contain a link saying Click here for a picture if you must, accompanied by a PayPal button for charity (possibly badgers?)
We all know what he looks like; there’s no need to continue the suffering.”
Correction: he does look a bit like a badger.
It’s not been confirmed that he abused any.