Theologically chronologically and rhythmically unsound, but what do you expect from an atheist/borderline agnostic who likes to go to church.
On the first day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Half of my DNA
On the second day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the third day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the fourth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the fifth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the sixth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
John the Baptist’s head
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the seventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Seven Easter eggs
John the Baptist’s head
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the eighth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Eight saints with wheel-broken legs
Seven Easter eggs
John the Baptist’s head
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the ninth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Nine nuns as brides
Eight saints with wheel-broken legs
Seven Easter eggs
John the Baptist’s head
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the tenth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Future donkey rides
Nine nuns as brides
Eight saints with wheel-broken legs
Seven Easter eggs
John the Baptist’s head
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the eleventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
An angelic baby-sitter
Future donkey rides
Nine nuns as brides
Eight saints with wheel-broken legs
Seven Easter eggs
John the Baptist’s head
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half of my DNA
On the twelfth day of Christmas my mother gave to me:
Twelve followers on Twitter
An angelic baby-sitter
Future donkey rides
Nine nuns as brides
Eight tortured saints
Seven Easter eggs
John the Baptist’s head
Five loaves of magic bread!
A baker’s trinity
Frankincense without a receipt
A headache for Father’s Day
and half my DNA