Spotted in a book review from earlier this year:
I love your back, I love your breasts,
Darling to feel, where my face rests,
I love your skin, so soft and white,
So dear to feel and sweet to bite,
I love your knees, their dimples kiss
I love your ways of giving bliss,
I love your poise of perfect thighs,
When they hold me in paradise…
–Warren G. Harding, 29th president of the United States.
All we learned about him in high school was the Teapot Dome scandal.
PS. Gamaliel