King’s ransom size

£7800 for a king size mattress; £4650 if you don’t have a consort. Again, that’s just the mattress. We’d need a mortgage to finance the whole bed. Available at John “Never knowingly undersold” Lewis.

We’re not in the market. I was just wandering around the store in search of a nap.

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