Seriously: if you’re willing to endorse having White House functionaries meet in secret — with no known guidelines, no oversight, no transparency — and compile lists of American citizens to be killed by the CIA without due process, what aren’t you willing to support?
I used to climb trees as a kid. Still do, on occasion. This is cheating:
There’s also a lift. It’s got glass sides and is easy to miss, though you’re looking right at it in this picture.
The Xstrata [that’s a mining company by the way]Treetop Walkway lift has proved unreliable since it was brought into service. After exhaustive investigation it has been decided that an alternative solution to the current lift will need to be found. Investigations are underway as to what the options are.
My vote goes for a trebuchet, and I suppose a net to satisfy Health & Safety. Warwick Castle has one. The action starts about a minute in:
Much of England is in the midst of an unprecedented string of cloudless days. Surely the end times have come, in the form of this fiery ball taunting us with benevolent weather before expanding and obliterating all we know and love.