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Dirty Qwerty

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The Leeds Leek

SCOURGE RETURNS Better dead than red? Medical authorities have issued a public health warning for red nose day. “It’s not funny. Not funny at all,” according to British Medical Association spokesperson Reginald Nosegay. “Symptoms are too gruesome to relate, but … Continue reading

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Dear Twitter

I get you. Even the 140 character limit is fun rather than frustrating. But since we met this past Valentine’s day, I’ve decided that if I want to follow somebody I’d rather do it the old-fashioned way, by bookmarking them … Continue reading

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The Leeds Leek

POPE SIGNALS Papacy defined by appetite, fast cars and loose robes The first morning of new pope deliberations passed without major incident, though according to an anonymous source the old pope kept making prank phone calls to the Sistine Chapel … Continue reading

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