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POTHOLES WINDOWS TO THE PAST Resurfacing impedes archaeological discoveries Spurred by the recent find of Richard III in a car park, councils across Britain have been easing off the repairing of potholes in the hope of uncovering illustrious bodies without … Continue reading →

SCOURGE RETURNS Better dead than red? Medical authorities have issued a public health warning for red nose day. “It’s not funny. Not funny at all,” according to British Medical Association spokesperson Reginald Nosegay. “Symptoms are too gruesome to relate, but … Continue reading →

POPE SIGNALS Papacy defined by appetite, fast cars and loose robes The first morning of new pope deliberations passed without major incident, though according to an anonymous source the old pope kept making prank phone calls to the Sistine Chapel … Continue reading →

THE LEEDS LEEK COMMENT IS FREE But facts are sacret Denying but not forever rumours of a possible merger with The Leeds Leek, The Guardian has issued a statement: “If the Leek is spiritually in Leeds, and The Guardian in … Continue reading →